Wow, I haven't posted here in about a century. Nonetheless, I have an awkward fic to post, so here you go:

Title: I Caught You Spanking Him
Type: One-Shot
Rating: R
Category: Humor
Warning: Slash, Incest, Nonsense, Complete Crack, WTF-ness

Man... I was surfing the internet and stumbled upon Sloganizer.net. My corrupted mind began to whir and suddenly I had 30 little slogans that I just had to share with you guys. Warning: I was having waaay too much fun with these ^^ I think it should be illegal how hilarious I found some of these. They are definately crack-induced. Yay! Reminder... ( Read more... )

I have no excuse.

Title: As Heard Through The Wall
Pairing: Elricest
Rating: PG?
Summary: "What would you say if I were to tell you that I was in love?"

(As Heard Through The Wall)

Here's a new member sporting pure and utter crack-a-liscous fic for the senses.

Title: How Edward got His Groove Back
Rating: PG-13(...I think)
Pairing: Elricest with implied Roy/Ed and Roy/Al
Snippet: Step One: Nibble on your partner's ear lobe.

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Title: Singing Lalilalila...
Rating: PG?
Genre: Humor. Kinda. Weirdness. XD;
Word count: 581
Summary: Al questions whether or not they're real, and Ari messes with their heads... >.>
Warning: Really... strange. Halfway fourth-wall. Title has nothing to do with the story. XD; It's... not that great. Random plotbunny. ^^;;;;

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Because something this unique really has to be shared...

From the same minds that produced The Life And Habits of the Wild Elric, anax comes out with a documentary on the trials and tribulations of the wild Elric in captivity. Will Edward and Alphonse be able to escape the zoo enclosure and return to their life in the wild, or are they stuck on ( Read more... )

Author: sakurazuka_mori
Title: The Plushie-Pillow-Brothers
Genre: CRACK
Word Count: 661
Comments: because I was inspired by this and I’m a crack demon XD *runs before she's shot*

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I strike again! More comedy for you. This little fluff piece was spawned from a comment made on my last entry by yuehkitsune proving once more that one fan's personal nightmare is another fan's crack-fic inspiration. So, here we have:

( The domestic sort )

Fic: Not Quite a Lie

Pairing: Mild Elricest

Rating: PG

Warnings: Fluff. Crack-ish.

Teaser:
“Brother,” Alphonse implored, “Be honest. Do you have any idea where you’re going?”

“Don’t be stupid,” the boy answered brashly, scowl declaring that the very notion was ridiculous. “Who the fuck could get lost looking at a map?”

I apologize for this. Whole-heartedly.

Btw... help me get this a better title, someone? I'm functionally dead right now. -_-

Fic: ConsequencesPairing: Elricest ( Read more... )